May I please fuck this bitch
(via fxckyeahdanieljohnston)
REASONS VALERIE SHOULD LIVE IN FL FOR A FEW MONTHS
-You can stay in my guest house which is attatched to my house
-I have to go back to school at the same time you do
-you won’t have to pay for food or ciggarettes or booze
-I have a pool and jacuzzi
-Some places are hiring here
-We have publix
-I’m friends with a cat hoarder
-You can fuck naples boys
-there’s a hardcore scene
-The mall is in walking distance
-Ritas is in walking distance
-Beach is in walking distance
-HELLO ME? MILLIE HELLO KITTY
-Like, you can show up and derp No Problemo no expense besides gas to get here
-BuhHuh
Duhhhh
No one understands that I unknowingly ruined the sanctity of a year long biracial relationship.
And now I’m very stupid
I am really angry at how dumb lamictal is making me. I don’t want to be an asshole but I’m incredibly intelligent and lamictal is dulling that a lot in me. I’m thankful for not crying everyday or hallucinating but why the stupidity?
Story of boy derpin at door
I am loopy as fuck. I didn’t sleep last night and took 60 mg of vyvanse and adderol today, tired underneath the tweaking, I took an ativan. 1,335 word philosophy paper, I am speedballing and living off a diet of cheerios, honey, pills, and skim milk.
boy texts me
“are you awake”
ignore
“guess not then”
5 seconds pass
KNOCK KNOCK
Who is it?
boy.
I come outside door
I greet
“I guess you don’t answer my texts anymore”
I was about to sleep sir derp
“Oh well I was just in the neighborhood and wanted to hang out”
THIS IS NOT A NEIGHBORHOOD THIS IS A DORM
ohh I’m sorry perhaps tomorrow
LONG SEXUAL HUG
comment on my jammies
“I like the color scheme of your pajamas”
PINK AND PERPLE HATERS GON HATE
Leaves,
TEXTS ME
“I just wanted to lay in your arms for a little while”
ok awww sweet.
“I’ll walk across the bridge in a heartbeat.”
Okay so now I’m going to tell him to bring his guitar and sing me to sleep but there will be no pelvic interaction of any sort
(via dancing-with-dance-moms)
